Who are you people?!
A Poem by Patrick Star
Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
I have to go to the bathroom.
[video]
this funny one
lol
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May I take your hat, sir?
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Patrick: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
Spongebob: Hey, Patrick! What am I now?
Patrick: Uh… Stupid?
Spongebob: No! I’m Texas!
Patrick: What’s the difference?!
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
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