Are you Squidward?

Who are you people?!

A Poem by Patrick Star

Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
I have to go to the bathroom.

this funny one

lol

May I take your hat, sir?

Patrick: “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”

Spongebob: Hey, Patrick! What am I now?
Patrick: Uh… Stupid?
Spongebob: No! I’m Texas!
Patrick: What’s the difference?!

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE

Spongebob: “Patrick, what are you doing?”
Patrick: “I’m talking to my friend, Funny. Hi Funny!”

Hey guys!

Don’t just sit there! Feel free to submit any of your favorite Patrick Star/Spongebob screencaps or gifs!!

Patrick ages 30 years per second when figuring out where the last puzzle piece goes.